Sriram Hathwar (Speller 156) had an appropriate word for a day devoted to language: "catachresis."
It means "the misuse of words."
It's also appropriate because of the timing of the new season of Arrested Development.
"Tobias had a habit of ill-timed catachresis, which was a consistent source of mirth in his family," the sentence read.
Sriram, a New York seventh grader, spelled it properly.